Lift Up!

My Aunt Louise lives in a high crime area in a small city. She’s lived their all her life, and sadly, things have gone down hill recently. Being on a fixed income, she really can’t afford to move to a better neighborhood, so she’s taken some steps to protect herself. To help her out, I bought her a stun gun. I wasn’t sure if it would be any use, but she was dead-set against getting a real gun.

Anyway, one day, she was walking home from the local bank, having just got her check cashed, when this little thug tried to snatch her purse.  Aunt Louise is a feisty one, lol, and put up a fight. During the struggle she managed to get the stun gun out of her purse, and next thing you know…ZZZAAAPP!! The little punk let go of her purse, I can tell you that. He didn’t stick around either as she stepped towards him with that stun gun crackling.

I hope she gets her an attack dog soon, but for now, I’m glad she has that stun gun.

Marshmallow shooter toys are all the rage this Christmas. These scary looking weapons are able to fire their candy ordinance up to 10 meters.  With a quick reload and fire mechanism it is great for ambush situations. The marshmallow shooter toys which we have will hold 20 marshmallows and have a rapid fire option to completely obliterate your co-workers. Dave, head of iced tea, has even gone so far as to buy a sniper marshmallow shooter which is nearly 30 inches long! Now he can really get dug in and make sure his team are covered at all times with the most accurate marshmallow shooter on the planet! Go Dave!

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“The best honeymoon destination vacation is the one that suits YOU best! It’s that simple. When we finally decide to tie that knot, we want everything to be perfect. I mean, we only do this once, right? Well, hopefully that is the case. We often search relentlessly for that ultimate place to get married…”

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